Male Perceptions of Women: How to deal.

So you just shaved cousin IT off of your legs….

What next?

In this post, we’re gonna delve a little into male perceptions about women.

Women are expected to look, smell and be good. Well sometimes, we just like to not bathe and put our smelly feet up on the table. And why not?!

So here are some tips on how to deal with male’s  perceptions on women.

1) Reason with them

I know what you’re thinking: “we can’t reason with each other! Because  men and women are like fire and ice.”

That’s not necessarily true. It is always said that men are all about logic, well, meet them there.

“Oh hey baby, are you gonna shave that forest under your arms”

“What are you tryna say, boo? You don’t like underarm hair? What, you don’t like puberty?  Oh, oh, so you a paedophile or nuh?”

Logic’d.

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2) Strike a deal

So this random guy tells you that he hates when women pull down their skirts or dresses. Don’t even deny it, you either said it or know someone who did.

Well say “sure, I will never pull down my skirt again, but you know what? I hate when guys grab themselves in public. You stop and I will”

Not so easy now is it guys?

You need to know the guy for this one, girls. You need to know what manly habit he does in public, so you can actively strike a deal that will either be too hard for him to live up to, and then everyone could go back to their happy pathetic, but free lives,  or you can benefit from the deal.

Know what I mean? 😉

3) Be an “Angry Feminist” Or whatever

Enter into this long spiel about women’s rights and other important issues. Tell him about the importance of women in society and the unfair partisan society we have to live in where we are rigidly judged and expected to live up to media’s definition of what women should be.

Then tell him about his mother. See if he likes that!

4) Ignore till it hurts

This is by far the best way to deal with biased male perceptions. So that guy going on about the fact that Eve was a curse to humanity because she was a woman. Yeah, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

Walk Away.

“Bu-but wait, aren’t you gonna give me your number? I did help you out 3 weeks ago.”

Boy, bye!

Now, I wouldn’t be very fair if I didn’t list the positive things guys do, would I?

Well, have a great day!

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